Boyfriend Material (Prequel to the apartment-hunting misadventures)

Pano mo masasabing “boyfriend-material” ang isang guy? :

Imagine this… 2 girls and 1 guy…

Scenario 1: Habang naglalakad sa may sidewalk, may narinig silang ingay sa likod nila, tipong parang may away or something. Guy suddenly holds the 2 girls’ shoulders… yung tipong feeling nila ihahawi sila sa gilid pra makatakbo sya at iwan silang dalawa…

Miss Etiquette’s politically correct reaction: “Baka naman nagulat lang…”

Lolang laging nakiki-alam ‘s violent reaction : “Langyang lalake yan! Tumili ba sya nung narinig nya yung sigawan?! ‘Nak ng…. Damuhong bata!!!”


Scenario 2: Habang naglalakad sa kalsada, may nakita silang asong kalye. Medyo lumapit yung aso sa dalawang girls, around 2 feet. Both of the girls say “Takot ako sa aso”. Meanwhile, itong si lalaki is about 10 feet AHEAD sa dalawang girls (halatang lumalayo sa aso), sabay he looks back and says “Ako din, takot sa aso…”

Miss Etiquette’s politically correct reaction: “Baka naman di sinasadyang mauna…Ang lalaki kase usually mabilis tlaga maglakad….”

Lolang laging nakiki-alam ‘s violent reaction : “Anu ba yan… Nung panahon namin ang lalake dapat laging nasa likod ng babae pag naglalakad… Kabataan nga naman… @$*#%^$#@!!!! ”

So, boyfriend material ba? Hahahaha….

Is chivalry really dead? I hope not…