how will you know?

#1
How will you know if the suicide rate of a country is high?
When they start putting signs like this in the railways...

Train station's "not-so-subtle-do-not-commit-suicide-here-damn-it!" sign

#2
How will you know when journalists here have nothing to write about...
When they waste paper and ink for things like this...

This is news??? One hour power outage??? again, this is news???

#3
How will you know if the accident rate is low?
If you have a small sign that reads "Fatal Accident [Date/Time of Accident] [number you need to call if you have information]"
If this was done in the Philippines, we need a seriously big board... "Fatal Accidents..."

#4
How will you know if you are using a CR in an IT company?
The picture of the toilet bowl contains a CD, mouse, and keyboard...

Yeah, apparently we crap-out computer peripherals

#5
How will you know when you're crazy?
When you go to a grocery store and see a bunch of decorated pumpkins, then at the top of your lungs shout "si mabel!!!"