I'd like to congratulate all these people for making Valentine's yet another holiday worth looking forward to each year :
1. To all the people who sent THEMSELVES flowers and gifts for Valentine's day, congratulations, you have fooled quite a number of people into thinking someone actually cares for you.
2. To all the people who celebrated this Valentine's day with their significant other, congratulations, you have contributed well to the country's GDP. Keep on spending, that's the best way to re-assure your other half that you won't leave them next year...YET :)
3. To all flowershop owners, congratulations, you are the biggest winners of this shananigan of a day. I hope you sleep better every night knowing you've castrated several plants and sold their hoo-ha's in an outrageously expensive price.
4. To all the bitter cynical bitches/man-whores out there, congratulations, WE have survived yet another day of carnage. Don't worry, these people will break-up soon... We have statistics on our side! They will either join us or the people in #1 soon enough. (aren't we bitter or what?!)
5. To all the people who didn't care at all, don't worry, I'm betting you'll be one of us next year. Recruitment starts on Feb 15. :)
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