I just answered a survey today. One of the questions was something like this:
How old are you?:
-> 18 and below
-> 19 - 24
-> 25 - 30
-> 31 - 36
.... so on....
*gasp!* O.M.G.! in a few days time, I'll be part of the older 20's bracket!!! I'm with the 30-ish people?!?! O.M.G.!!! (I make it sound like it's a disease, don't I? no offense OLDIES :) ... hehehe)
But seriously?! man! I'm THAT old?!?! I'm not complaining about wringkles and other stuff that comes with aging, it's just that I don't feel I'm that old-old...
I mean, should I have done something along the way before I reached this age? 25 years on earth and what have I done? (aside from consuming oxygen and reeking havoc in the universe)
Am I supposed to be wiser? because I'm not feeling it. I'm sooooooo immature for my age!
Survey questions should go something like "how old do you THINK you are?" and we all know how I should answer that... "somewhere between 9 and 12" (probably even 8 when I'm really cranky).
O.M.G.!
I'M OLD!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............
*a moment of silence*
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............
Sunday, February 03, 2008
being kicked-out of the bracket...
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Saturday, December 22, 2007
peer pressure... :)
everybody's doing it! so will i...
but i get this funny feeling i may have clicked the wrong link... hehehe...
Get to know yourself better
Your view on yourself:
You love yourself too much. You firmly believe that people look at you and think you are the best thing that ever happened on earth. You are shallow, and you know it!
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
His/her hobbies should include cooking, doing the laundry, house-keeping and giving foot massages. Someone filthy rich won’t hurt either. You are not bothered by stupidity as long as it comes in a drop-dead gorgeous package. Did I mention you are shallow?
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are not into relationships. You firmly believe that monogamy is for ugly people.
The seriousness of your love:
You’d rather believe in the existence of leprechauns than in love. In light of that, you are scared-shit of leprechauns, which explain why you keep your lights on while you sleep and why you have holy water near your nightstand (what a wimp!). What were we talking about again? Oh, yeah, love… you think it’s shit.
Your views on education:
Simply put: “Education is good… but I need cash!”
The right job for you:
You believe in “living life to the fullest”, or at least that’s what you say when people ask you why you’re still jobless. In truth, you are a relentless sloth.
How do you view success:
“Mo money bitch, mo money!”
What are you most afraid of:
Leprechauns and premature hair-loss. (who wouldn’t be scared of that shit?!!)
Who is your true self:
You are vain and not in the “clean and hygienic way”, you’re actually quite the opposite, you slob! You just love yourself too much and you’re too self-absorbed. Also you are 83.427% gay and have a 100% chance of dying someday.
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for those who want the real survey, go to this link
:)
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